Thursday, October 02, 2008

Man! I Feel Like A Woman!

Tonight I look forward to watching the Vice President debate. I wait in spiteful anticipation to pick out the sound bites that Tina Fey will mimic on SNL come this week-end.

At first, when Sarah Palin was paraded out at the RNC for the country to fall in love with, (and we fell hard) I had an immediate and intense dislike of her. First of all, she looked like every sorority girl who ever black balled me from their stinking secret society and laughed behind my back about my large fake gold hoop earrings (bitches) (I know this because one of my dear friends told me .....??). Her voice made me want to put my hands over my ears! She sounded like Roseanne Barr in a slightly less nasal tone, but Roseanne all the way (sorry Roseanne).

So, my dislike was all irrational and unsubstantiated. Then my good fiend (oddly enough, the one who told me about the gold earring dislike all those years ago) asked me what I thought about Sarah and it was as if a dam erupted.

"Am I suppose to admire her or get behind her because she is a woman? I feel insulted if the Republican Party thinks woman are that shallow. If its only about being a woman, why didn't we get behind Hilliary? Because she was not pretty enough, young enough? We can't relate to her because she is smart and a lawyer and forgave her husband for his indiscretions and publicly humiliating her? If I had my choice, I'm a Hillary supporter."

I read with glee all the bad press and laughed along when she was stumped by Charlie regarding The Bush Doctrine. The Bush Doctrine! Ha!! Everyone knows the Bush Doctrine...(It's "Fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me, you can't get fooled again".....isn't it?)

I read everything the Courier Journal, a well know liberal paper, (in a state that has always historically voted conservative)has written about her. They truly tried to balance it with the Op-Ed page and Letters to the Editor but it was hopeless. Sara was being branded as a gun toting baby making bimbo.

The other night I watched Katie Couric once again gently grill Sarah. I was cringing when Sarah answered, when asked what newspapers magazines she read, "All of them" and when pressed to name even one, she once again replied (with some exasperation) "All of them."....

Oh, Sarah I began to feel sorry for you. Couldn't you wing it? Couldn't you just say your staff hands you the Wall Street Journal among others?

When asked about Roe vrs. Wade I wonder if she has even read it, which (natch) I did while completing a business law class during the 1980's. It's all hinged on viability outside the womb. Pro-Lifers believe that a soul enters upon conception. And when questioned about the morning after pill, did any once else get the idea that she had never heard of it? Maybe it's because she does not read any publications or magazines or newspapers.

At least none that she can name.

Oh, well.....let's hope that when a woman is finally elected to the White House, it is someone who deserves to be there.


ada said...

I loved this entry! I like the way you vent as well. ;)

Cynthia said...

This is a great entry, and you're dead on target. I'm not a Palin fan, but I do feel sorry for her. She's starting to come across like a female Dan Quayle.

Far Side of Fifty said...

She brings some added attention to women and the previously really boring as snot campaign. I will watch her tonight..Survivor first then Sarah:)

Lori said...

I really, really just want to cover my ears with my hands, screw my eyes shut, and dive under the covers until this election is all over. Except, of course, when the SNL skits are on. Tina Fey is so dead on as Palin. Can't miss any of those!

Beth said...

I am SO with you on this. But I don't feel sorry for her one little bit. She is so out of her league, and her presumption that she was good enough and smart enough to be possibly be President is a level of hubris that I don't think I've ever seen. It's appalling.


Tressa Bailey said...

I'm with you....Insulted that the republicans think that women voters are so incredibly stupid that we would vote for our gender regardless of her qualifications.

Guess all we can do is prove them wrong.

Great catching up with you btw!